I'm a multilingual sarcastic shit whose biggest ambition is to succeed in the Hollywood industry, but has mental breakdowns whenever she has to answer the phone.
Welcome to the downward spiral that is my life, enjoy your stay.
"Do you ever cry because you're here and not in Hogwarts."
Pizza is my other half.
I try to act like I'm cool, but I'm not.
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high-functioning sociopaths are visiting!
