Things I like to do:
· Eat any kind of pasta and chocolate.
· Sleep until midday on weekends.
· Draw realistic portraits of people I idolise so then my mum can show them off to her fangirl friends (those will be my friends and I in 30+ years or so I can foresee it).
· Sing and dance when I’m home alone so people don’t look at me weird and/or send me to a mental hospital.
· Shout “YOUR FACE OFFENDS ME” to random attractive people.
· Such as Logan Lerman.
· And Andrew Garfield.
· And Youtubers.
· And yeah.
· Cry because I don’t look like Karen Gillan or Emma Watson or Willa Holland or Barbara Palvin or Lily Collins or Emma Stone or Taylor Momsen.
· Speak in English like is there anything better in life.
· Learn new things but not study.
· Talk about me all the time.
Things I don’t like to do:
· Go to school with that bunch of preschooler retards.
· Walk under the rain when I just straightened my hair that morning LIKE WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
· Realise the fact that I’m not married to Logan and Andrew and certain Youtubers and ugh there we go again.
· Check the fridge and SURPRISE! there’s no food left.
OKAY THAT WAS IT IF YOU’VE READ ALL THIS YOU’RE A FLAWLESS PERSON NOW GO SAY HI TO ME OR SOMETHING I LOVE YOU.