I'm a multilingual sarcastic shit whose biggest ambition is to succeed in the Hollywood industry, but has mental breakdowns whenever she has to answer the phone.

Welcome to the downward spiral that is my life, enjoy your stay.

"Do you ever cry because you're here and not in Hogwarts."

Pizza is my other half.

I try to act like I'm cool, but I'm not.
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Also known as MagicPatronus62 in Pottermore.

 high-functioning sociopaths are visiting!


Things I like to do:

· Eat any kind of pasta and chocolate.

· Sleep until midday on weekends.

· Read.

· Draw realistic portraits of people I idolise so then my mum can show them off to her fangirl friends (those will be my friends and I in 30+ years or so I can foresee it).

· Sing and dance when I’m home alone so people don’t look at me weird and/or send me to a mental hospital.

· Fangirl.

· Fangirl.

· Fangirl.

· Shout “YOUR FACE OFFENDS ME” to random attractive people.

· Such as Logan Lerman.

· And Andrew Garfield.

· And Youtubers.

· And yeah.

· Uhm.

· Cry because I don’t look like Karen Gillan or Emma Watson or Willa Holland or Barbara Palvin or Lily Collins or Emma Stone or Taylor Momsen.

· Speak in English like is there anything better in life.

· Roleplay.

· Learn new things but not study.

· Talk about me all the time.

Things I don’t like to do:

· Go to school with that bunch of preschooler retards.

· Walk under the rain when I just straightened my hair that morning LIKE WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

· Realise the fact that I’m not married to Logan and Andrew and certain Youtubers and ugh there we go again.

· Check the fridge and SURPRISE! there’s no food left. 

· Socialising.

· Socialising.

· Socialising.

OTPs:

· James/Lily.

· Percy/Annabeth.

· Gale/Katniss.

· Harry/Louis.

· Luke/Thalia.

· Ron/Hermione.

· Finnick/Annie.

· Rory/Amy.

· Logan/me.

· Andrew/me.

· Youtubers/me.

· Me/me.

OKAY THAT WAS IT IF YOU’VE READ ALL THIS YOU’RE A FLAWLESS PERSON NOW GO SAY HI TO ME OR SOMETHING I LOVE YOU.

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