August 2012
haventhadenough:
i didn’t choose the antisocial computer addicted life, the antisocial computer addicted life chose me.
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thesweetlittledudes:
how do people do things and go out everyday like i go out and i have to take a week to recover
me: how was the roman empire cut in half
friend: idk
me: with a pair of caesars
wakeywakey-tea-and-cakey:
You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down
And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game to them and the whole time they’ve just been waiting for their opportunity, for the perfect moment to destroy you.
wanderection:
FETCH ME MY JIMMY CHOO FLIP FLOPS
WHERE IS MY PINK PRADA TOTE
I NEED MY TIFFANY HAIRBAND
AND THEN I CAN GO FOR A FLOAT
illusemywords:
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
“And now you face me, like a man… straight-backed and proud, the way your father...”
– Lord Voldemort, who somehow knew what so many people apparently don’t; that James Potter was brave and a hero. (via rideswithprongs)
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“I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the...”
– Rupert Grint talking about his ice cream truck (via mrsfigscats)
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dobbyhasnomasterdobbyisafreeelf:
chinchillaghosts:
wivernryder:
chinchillaghosts:
heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
Well that escalated quickly.
kpchristensen:
the bottom line here is that i love learning but i hate school because school drains everything good from you and replaces it with anxiety and depression and feelings of inadequacy in people that are incredible and talented and skilled
1 Reason Why I Love Tumblr
erisolchibi:
sexcake:
most people hate me and i’m okay with that
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
cumanana:
jephry:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
jesus
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
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shappeyhappy:
themusicalgiraffe:
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