Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
james: hey I just met you
james: and this is crazy
james: but even though we are just eleven we're about to become the most tragic OTP of all times and people will sob while reading fanfiction about us because i'm james sexy fucking potter and you're lily sexy evans and we're the most perfect pairing ever and you're going to dislike me for years but then you're gonna deeply fall in love with me and people will ship us so hard and we're going to have sex and a baby and then we'll die but we'll always love each other in a passionate way
james: so owl me maybe
imonteamweasley: Have you ever: 1) Self harmed? 2) Got into a real fight? 3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed? 4) Tried to commit suicide? 5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? 6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting? 7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble? 8) Accused someone of using you? 9) Shoplifted? 10) Gotten drunk/high? 11) Been to a concert...
walmartfashionista: i have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
justmellarkable: if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
lilyfuckingpotter: LIFE SUCKS WHEN YOU’RE A MARAUDERS ERA FAN BECAUSE THEY ALL FUCKING DIED THIS ISN’T FUCKING FAIR AT ALL