February 2011
When you come across a pen that writes absolutely...
siriuslyslytherin:
gwenstasty:
and then you lose it
When someone starts trying to talk to you and you...
So I was playing the Sims and gave birth to...
Then I decide to age her up so maybe she won’t be glitchy and it turns into this unholy demon:
BEN, Y U NO STOP RE-BLOGGING FOOD PHOTOS.
…
Now I’m hungry.
When people wish you happy birthday, and someone...
My immediate reaction when I see my best friend...
hengrr:
Who the fuck do I have to kill?
itsjustedwin:
Lily Allen - Fuck You
Listening to Lily Allen makes me happy.
jeffoleksy:
Especially “Fuck You”.
Teacher: “Have you done your homework?”
Student: “Have you graded my test?”
Teacher: “No, I have other student’s stuff to grade”
Student: “I have other teacher’s homework to do”
When I'm a Parent,
I’ll never compare my kids to other kids, because that shit actually hurts.
likegirl asked: ah thanks for the follow back! I LOVE going through all of your posts cause they are all so funny/i completely agree/love everything! xxx
If Helena Bonham Carter dressed to please others,...
borpo:
omgkitty:
heychay:
TRUTH.
I think they should introduce a new Oscar for HBC,...
I WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED HELENA LOSING TO ANY OF THE...
hewasntthere:
claudiaandthepurpledinosaur:
BUT MELISSA FUCKING LEO?
FUCK OFF
