I'm a multilingual sarcastic shit whose biggest ambition is to succeed in the Hollywood industry, but has mental breakdowns whenever she has to answer the phone.

Welcome to the downward spiral that is my life, enjoy your stay.

"Do you ever cry because you're here and not in Hogwarts."

Pizza is my other half.

I try to act like I'm cool, but I'm not.
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Also known as MagicPatronus62 in Pottermore.

 high-functioning sociopaths are visiting!


annielovesmjxx:

#your sass is showing ten

android18:

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meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

20/5/13 - 19,694 notes - amazingwhovian - android18

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lithiumvision:

xdesecrate-thru-purityx:

takemysoulaway333:

sra-foreveralone:

I swear this is the last one

Jesus…

Man, I needed that laugh

omg i just had to

t3chnocolur3d-y0ung-l4dy:

steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:

needsmorebassclef:

holymotherofrowling:

harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon

he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams

Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.

Just like my parents
JUST LIKE MY PARENTS

t3chnocolur3d-y0ung-l4dy:

steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:

needsmorebassclef:

holymotherofrowling:

harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon

he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams

Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.

Just like my parents

JUST LIKE MY PARENTS

whataremonsters:

alpacarie:

*whispers* yahoo ships destiel

*whispers back* we still don’t like yahoo

whataremonsters:

alpacarie:

*whispers* yahoo ships destiel

*whispers back* we still don’t like yahoo

19/5/13 - 15,507 notes - wewereanarchistsonce - alpacarie

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so i wanted to start a revolution

sorry-so-sorry:

so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries

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ok let me try again 

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what

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that’s not exactly what i was looking for but

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um

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dang i thought i was getting somewhere

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yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE